An Old Quote

“Male goats are like college guys in Chico. They smell, they’re obnoxious, they pee on themselves to attract females…it’s like being downtown”

Are We There Yet?

Two and a half hours until showtime and we’re still in California. Barely moving. I’ve put on chains once only to remove them about a mile down the road. It’s going to be close, but worth it to be certain.