So remember when you were younger you thought that your dad was the one man on the planet who could fix anything? That he was the strongest man on earth, able to beat up any other dad, no matter what your friends said about theirs? That you were pretty sure he could throw a football farther than any quarterback in the NFL? That he could never get lost? That he was THE coolest dad EVER?
Well…I hate to be the one to tell you but you were wrong.