My Girlfriend is Cooler Than Yours

So here I stand, another night at Dutch Bros., but tonight is different. Rachel brought me dinner. But not just any dinner, a burrito. But not just any burrito, she brought me La Salsa’s secret weapon: El Champion. I’ve got extra respect for a burrito that can stand on its own.

I know what you’re thinking and you’re right. My girlfriend is cooler than yours.

(The purpose of the thumbs up is twofold. First, to showcase my approval. Second, as a reference point in regard to the size of this monster.)


5 Responses to My Girlfriend is Cooler Than Yours

  1. Laurie M. says:

    It was a delight to have your lady-love at prayer meeting tonight. You do have a really cool girlfriend, and we love her. I, however, have a very cool husband, of which you are well aware!

  2. bryangumpy says:

    I am well aware. Not to take away from the statement I made, but I was pretty confident that no one’s feelings would get hurt because I can’t think of anyone that reads my blog and has a girlfriend.

    …although if someone did, I’m pretty confident Rachel would still take the cake.

  3. Kelly says:

    I think the burrito is climbing the charts as the most romantic food. For our last anniversary (5th, by the way) Casey brought home burrtos for our family anniversary lunch.

    So if you were to ask what my last anniversary gift was, I would answer, “A burrito.”

    And isn’t that really all we need? :o)

  4. bryangumpy says:

    That sounds like an awesome gift. I’m kind of a burrito connoisseur these days. Few material things make me happier.

  5. Casey L. says:

    Grand Junction is a quality burrito town. It’s one of the best things about living here.

    Too bad about your teeth, though–now you’ll have to blend your burritos.

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