Porn and Paper Pastors

April 22, 2009

Now that the title of this post has effectively grabbed your attention, I want you to go read the actual post over on the pyromaniacs blog.

Dan Phillips encourages us to appreciate our pastors. Our pastors.


Waiting In Line

January 5, 2009

I didn’t realize how congested the post office gets on a Monday afternoon. Yikes.


Emergent-See Po-Motivators

January 2, 2009

Christian-themed satire makes me laugh.

Some of these are bad, but some are hilarious.


Breaking News

November 24, 2008

I want to know who felt the need to call this in.


To Whom It May Concern,

November 12, 2008

I’m hoping that after you broke into my car and stole my iPod you went under the settings menu, saw that it’s named “Bryan Gumpy’s iPod”, googled my name, and came upon my blog.

I wanted to let you know that if it was so important for you to have an iPod, you could’ve just asked. To be honest, with Winter weather approaching, I’d much rather have my driver’s side window than my iPod. You know, just for future reference.

Also, I thought I’d make some suggestions for listening since you’re the proud new owner my iPod.

For starters, I would listen to the works of John Piper, John MacArthur, Alistair Begg, Mark Driscoll, Francis Chan, and just about anyone else on there that is going to explain in detail your depravity and need for Jesus.

After that, maybe then you’ll be able to appreciate the Christian tunes. Especially ones like Crooked Deep Down by Derek Webb or Blood Is On My Hands by Todd Agnew.

Enjoy!

Your iPod Donor,

Bryan Gumpy


I know how much you guys love Bibles…

November 1, 2008

So be sure to drop by Ligonier and find out how you can get one for a donation of any amount. Seriously. In honor of Reformation week they’re giving out genuine leather Reformation Study Bibles while supplies last, so hurry!


Election Thoughts: Pt. 3

October 31, 2008

Noticing a trend? Just be thankful I’m not beating you over the head with my political views like everyone else. Somebody e-mailed this to me today. At first I was scared but started realizing that these are probably the kind of people who don’t end up voting anyway. Either way, don’t be afraid to tell people NOT to vote!